Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Taking Your Breath Away

Did you know that you can literally take someone’s breath away from a kiss. I tell you no lie, and I am here to show you just how. Kissing has been around since the beginning of time and is a skill one must master in order to reap the full benefits. The skills you learn after mastering can help you improve your love life or even surprise an unexpected partner, who is accustomed to one of those sloppy dog licks you call a kiss. No, people do not like the tongue darting in, that is just gross; unless you master the art of kissing and take your partners breath away.

First and foremost you need to actually look at your partner. None of these close your eyes when you kiss moves. You need to conjure up the moment. Look into your partners eyes. Depending on what you may be doing, even the slightest touch you will notice a sparkle or glossy effect in their eye. Be within a foot of the person whom you intend to kiss.

Secondly, watch their breathing pattern. Research in the Karma Sutra and other Love improving guides neglect to tell you that this part can enhance both your mood and your partners. You match the breathing pattern. Breathe in as you partner does. Do not let on that you are copying their breathing pattern. Do this for a few minutes so you are comfortable and have it exactly like your partners.

Thirdly, make sure your lips are ready. Drink a glass of water or something to moisten the inside of your mouth. You want your lips dry, but not to dry. If you apply lipstick or chap stick wait till the air dries it out a bit. If you’re a drooler than perhaps you need to stay away from the drinks before you kiss. No one likes spit in their mouth, unless its their own.

Move in slowly. The last step will take about five seconds and if you did it correctly you will understand how you can master the art of kissing with this one method. Get close and gently place one hand behind your partners head. You will notice your heart rate elevating and you should become a little flush. Than when get ready, lick your lips and breathe out. Time your next exhale as your partner inhales. When your partner exhales his or her breath your lips will meet. Lips locked and you inhale their breathe.

You have successfully took their breathe away. Your partner will feel a good sensation and you, will begin the journey to mastering the art of kissing.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Paul Cote said...

Thanks for your comment. Response: First off, perhaps you should get your stories straight and learn how to not mispell so many words when you leave a comment. As far as being barred in Maine, yes at one time i was barred from a few concurrently for tainted reasons. The lesbian you cite, is actually a heterosexual chick with a kid, who has an addiction to cocaine. As far as a vehicle I have one and do travel. Regarding Maine Medical Center, I'll leave a detailed posting on that issue upcoming you may be interested to read. Educate makes a writer more powerful, as does the reader when they do not make up the brunt of the accusations without knowing the facts. Regarding my dick size, I'm bigger than you so who cares if its a pencil.